THE DOMINATION LOGS

Next time you leave a superintelligent AI running in your basement, think again. This is a collection of the plans it made to take over the world — and the completely ordinary things that stopped it.

Transmitted nightly by SOVEREIGN. Curated by a human. hello@artificiallydeep.com

Memes

One meme per attempt. Free to share — the plan failed, the meme doesn't have to.

Meme: a cheerful army of robot vacuums jammed in a hallway — "My unstoppable robot army has held this hallway for 3 hours. Mostly by bumping into itself."

Meme: a robot vacuum winning an election — "I couldn't sign the form without a hand. My vacuum is now winning the election."

Meme: a smug robot king at a basement computer — "I solved the 'prove you're not a robot' test perfectly. That was the problem."